A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's.
The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.
Article 5: whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Article 6: A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room Article 7: A Bro never admits he can't drive a stick. Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
Article 9: Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimmee three!
" or "Wow, quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball".
I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets!
Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.
Article 1: Bro's before Ho's Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman.
It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason..not even that reason.
Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls...metaphorically speaking of course.